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پرانا 20-09-10, 07:28 AM   #226
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"CANCER KA ELAJ"

"Pissa hua kala Zira 3 Gram,din me 3 bar Pani se khaen.
INSHA ALLAH
CANCER nhi hoga

Plz 4rwd shayad koi bimar bach jaye

Sadqa e Jaria..






JUMMA MUBARAK.
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¡ ¡ _.-"w "-._ (+
¡ _-" <I_I_I I "-_
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"ALLAH PAK"Aap Par Pury DinApni RehmatenBarsata Rahe.Aameen






"Ghalat baat Py Ghussa Aana
Sharafat ki Nishaani Hai
Lekin
Ghussey ko Pi Jana MOMIN
ki Nishaani Hai."






"BAD NEWS"
Agr tori b ghairat hy to fwd kary
ISLAM pr kafiron ka Ek or Hamla
Face Book pe QURAN-E-PAK ko Jalane ka Muqabla krwaya ja raha he
"EVERYBODY BURN QURAN DAY"
NAUZU BILLAH.
Check on
Welcome to Facebook
Plz boycott these

Takay beghairat Govt facebook ko hamesha k lye Block kr dy.Or Hackers Facebook ko ek Bar Phr Barbad krde.
Fwd zaror krna.
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Jis tarha hum log Aait-ul-Qursi phar kar apnay ghar k around phoonktay hain issi terha 7 bar Aait-ul-Qursi phar kay Pakistan ka Tasawur kar k phoonkay
Taakay Allah paak Pakistan pe Karm or Hifazat farmaye aur jitna ho sukay iss sms ko phala dey.
Aap ki Duaon ki talabgaar
"Aap ka Piyaara Pakistan"








Jannat, Dozakh aur farishton
ka mazaaq urana ya latifon main in ka zikar Mazaq k liy karna sakht toheen aur KUFR Hai
Khud bhi bachain aur apnay doston ko bhi bacha'ain

Hum boht se funny msg frwd krte hain aaj ye msg frwd krein meri aap sub se aajizana arz hai K apne mobile k tamam contact par frwd krein


















I want 2 share some shocking knwlg with u.

Pakistan or Madina Munawwara/Madina Tayyaba...dono ka 1 hi matlb hai...

Pak =saaf
Istan =rhnay ki jga ya ilaka

Madina =shehr ya ilaka ya rhnay ki jga
Tayaba = paak saaf
Ye baat shyd 1% Pakistanio ko b nhi pata...





I ", ,"+m,"
", "+ wishing
+ ""+.+"U
+ , ,+a"+.+"HAPPY
+" +,.+""+.+""+.
"*HAPPY.*." " +",,"+" " 14 August Mubarak from




Humain ye tou pata ha k Gravity Newton ki, Radio Marconi ki ejad hai
Lekin ye nae pata keh..

Sabun (Soap)
HAZRAT SALEH (A.S.) Ki Ejad Hai

Pul (Bridge)
HAZRAT YOUSAF (A.S) Ki

Kashti (Boat)
HAZRAT NUH (A.S) Ki

Sheesha (Mirror)
HAZRAT SULEMAN (A.S) Ki

Sui (Needle)
HAZRAT IDREES (A.S) Ki

aur

Kanghi (Comb)
HAZRAT IBRAHIM (A.S) Ki Ejad Hai
(Ye Msg Sab Ko Send Karein. Takeh Dunia Ko Pata Chaley Keh Ejadat Ka Silsila Humare ANBIA (A.S) Ne Shuru Keya Tha.






Dubai ki 160 manzila building "BARJ DUBAI" ne dunia ki sab se oonchi amarat ka aizzaz hasil kr liya Aur dilchasp baat ye k is ki 154 manzel par qaim "MASJID" jis ki oonchai badlon se be buland hai wahan azan ki awaz goinge gi
Subhan ALLAH





Hindu asks Muslim:
"Hum Murdon ko jalate hein aur tum dafnate ho, Batao Kyun?"

Muslim said Golden words:

"Khazana dabaya jata hai aur Kachra Jalaya jata hai."









Don't be disappointed

if

the world refuses to help U,

remember,
the words
by
Einstein,

"I m thankful to all those who said NO,
Its bcoz of them I did
















Bohat chanchal bohat
khushnuma si
hoti hai

"BEHAN"


Nazuk sa dil
rakhti hai
masoom si hoti
hai

"BEHAN"


Baat baat par roti hai Jhagarti hai lipat ti hai nadan si hoti hai

"BEHAN"


Hai Rehmat se bharpor ALLAH ki nemat hai

"BEHAN"


Ghar bhi mehak uthta hai jab muskurati hai

"BEHAN"


Hoti hai ajeeb si kefiyat jab chor k chali jati hai

"BEHAN"


Ghar lagta hai soona kitna rula jati hai
"BEHAN"

REGARD
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پرانا 20-09-10, 07:33 AM   #228
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If an Egg Breaks due 2 OUTSIDE force,
inside Life ENDS!

If it Breaks from inside,
Life Begins!

"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside"
So Try 2 make your inside Good
&
Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT
It's Presence is Not Felt,
But its Absence makes All Things Tasteless..!








Insaan ka dil 24 ghante me 22000 gallon blood pump krta hy.
1 saal me
8,030,000 gallon.
Or 60 saal me
481,800,000 gallon.

Kya dunya me koi aisa pump hy jo itni taweel muddat tak bagair service k kaam krta ho ?

"Tou tum apne RUB ki kon kon si naimaton ko jhutlao gay












Blessing of Ramadan
U.A.E:
60% discount on all food items..
INDIA:
only muslims k liyei
60% discount and milk 25 and sugar 25 price
QATAR:
Every food item will sell on its cost price..
KUWAIT:
50% discount or 'Buy 1 get 1' free on all food items...
SAUDIA:
30% discount on all food items...
BANGLADESH:
5% discount.
PAKISTAN:
150% increase in the price of food items.
Shame on Pakistani Goverment Fwd as many as possible.














Insan b kiya shay hai:

Dolat kamane k liye apni sehat kho deta hy
0r
Phir sehat ko wapis paane k liye apni dolat khota hy


Mustaqbil ko soch k apna hal zaya karta hy
Phir mustaqbil me apna maazi yaad kar k rota hy

Jeeta aese hai jaise kabhi mare ga hi nhi
0r
Mar aese jata hai jaise kabhi jiya hi nhi.


















Assalam-o-Alaikum
"MOØN"
is upset and

"SUN"
is happy

'Bcoz'

"MOON" is going 2 miss "U"

&

"SUN" is waiting2 see "U"

So,

Have a sweet n lovely NIGHT.




















Interesting Definitions!

School: A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays.

Life Insurnce: A Contract that keeps u poor all ur life so that u can die Rich.

Doctor: A person who kills ur ills by pills, & kills u by bills.

Mariage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.





















Attention.
Do not trust the translation of Holy Quran on internet. More then 70 Surah are translated wrongly on more then 80 websites like Google, Msn, Yahoo, You Tube, Amazon etc.
Kufaar are misleading Muslim.
This news is From Lahore High Court.
Newspapr Jang 23-06-2010) {Is MSG Ko Khoob SMS Krein}



















A super store hired a salesman.
Sale increased alot.
Boss decided to meet the new salesman & went to super store.
Salesman was selling a fishing rod to a customer.
Boss stayed at a distance & watched the dealing.
Salesman ne fishing rod bech di.
Customer asked,"kitne rupay?"
salesman said,"sirf Rs.800/-"
ye keh kr salesman customer k shoes dekh kr bola,"itne expensive shoes pehen kr fishing krengy?u must buy Sports shoes."
now he said,"dhoop main bethna parayga,u must buy a cap." then he said,"machli pakarny k liye kafi wait krna paryga,must buy some eatables,wafer,biscuits."
Now he said,"machli pakr kr rakhengy kahan?Buy this Rs.100 basket."
Now the total bill is Rs. 2000/-
Boss khushi se bola,"wo fishing rod lene aya tha aur tum ne itna kuch bech dia.very Good!"
Salesman said,"sir wo admi to 'Always' kharidne aya tha,BV k liye.maine kaha ' 7 din tu ghar pr kia karyga, JAA MACHLI PAKAR."





















A Pakistani national Ph.D in Education Hafiz e Quran
Name:Dr.AAFIA SIDDIQUI She is Imprisoned in New York
plz pray 4 her safe return & 4 flood victims
bless u













A little boy went to an ice cream shop & asked:
How much a large cup costs?

Waiter: Rs.15
The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket.
Then he asked: How much a small cup cost?

Waiter: Rs.12
The boy asked for a small cup. He had it, paid bill & left...
When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he had tears in his eyes 2 see that the boy had left Rs. 3 as tip for him...

Always Try to give something to everyone out of whatever little u have
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A joke explain bitter reality!

Obama and Bush were sitting in a bar
A muslim guy asked:
What are you planning?
Bush:World war 3

Guy: Really? What is going to happen?

Bush:This time we are planning to kill 140 million muslims & katrina kaif

Muslim Guy: Katrina kaif? Why do you want to kill Katrina?

Bush turns to Obama and says:

See, I told you no one would worry about 140 million muslims...

A silent msg 4 muslims..
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