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1 Gadha dosry se:yar hmari b kya zindagi hy, sb hm pr wazan daltay hen, hm becharay to MAZLUM hen. 2nd gadha:yar fikar na kr"MAZLUMON ka sathi hy ALTAF HUSSAIN.

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told
what a "beautiful delivery"
by Shoaib akhter.

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Man;
Koi lambi umar ka tariqa bataiye,

Doctor;
Shadi kar lo,

Man;
kiya is se umar lumbi ho jayegi,

Doctor;
Nahi,Ye shoq khatam ho jayega!

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Can you do anything that other people cant? Sure, I can read my handwriting.

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Teacher: Sarmad, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Sarmad: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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حضرت علی سے کسی نے پوچھاکہ بھائ اوردوست میں کیافرق ھے آپ نے فرمایا بھائ سونااور دوست ھیراھے.پھرپوچھاسونے
اورھیرےمیںکیا
فرق ھے
آپ نےفرمایا سونا
ٹوٹ کے بن سکتاھے
جبکہ ھیراٹوٹ کے بن نھیں سکتا

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Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I am a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

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%%%%%%%% % لاإله إلله أنت % % سبحانك % % إني كنت من % % الظالمين¤ % %%%%%%%%
آیت کریمہ کوآج اتنا پھیلاؤکہ اسکی برکت سےآپ پہ آنے والی ھرمصیبت
"رحمت"بن جاۓ...

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"10" Batein
"10" Baton ko Khatam kar deti hain


1.Tauba - Gunah ko

2.Dukh - Zindagi ko

3.Ghussa - Aqal ko

4.Sadqa - Musibat ko

5.Chugli - Dostee ko

6.Namaz - Be-Hayaee ko

7.Neki - Badi ko

8.Jhooth - Rizq ko

9.Zulm - Insaaf ko

Aur
10.Takabur - Aamaal ko

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Mesage of today
"Skin k liye WUZU ka PANI.

"Jigar k liye QURAN kI TILAWAT.

"Sehat k liye NAMAZ.

"Aur khush rehne k liyE ZIKR E ALLAH kia karo.

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Jb naiki ki jaye tu seedhy kaandhay py betha farishta likhta hy
Or
Jb burayi ki jaye tu baeen kaandhay py betha farishta likhta hy
Kya ap ko aisa "AMAL" Maloum hy k jis k krny sy dono farishty harkat my aajatay hain?

Wo "AMAL" Hy DAROOD SHARIF
Right farishta 10 naikiyan likhta hy
Or
Left farishta 10 gunah mitata hy
Or
ALLAH TALLAH 10 darjaat buland KARTE HAIN.

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Jashne Milad-un-Nabi manany walo k liye lamha-e-fikria.
Aala Hazrat Imam Ahmad Raza Khan Brelvi ny likha hai k Nabi (s.a.w.w) ki wiladat 8 rabi ul awal ko aur wafat 12 rabi ul awal ko hy.
(nutq ul helal page 12,13)
(fatawa rizvia jild 26 page 412,415)
Huzur ki wafat k din khusi aur jashan manana ghalat or zulm hai. Apni zindagi ko huzur ki taleemat k mutabiq guzarna hi rabi ul awal ka haq ada karna hai.
fwd it.

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Hadis ! Jo shakhs apny kesi Muslman bhai ke dunyavi haajet(zarort) pori krta hai to Allah us ke 72 haajtain pori krty hain, jn mai sb sai halki chez us k maghfirat kr di jati hai.

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Asalam-o-elikum
"BEAUTIFUL DUA"

From the last AYAAT OF
SURAH BAQARAH ...!

"Aey hamaray RAB ager hum se bhool ho gayi ho,
ya koi khata ki ho, to humari paker na kerna..

Ay hmaray RAB hum per wo bojh Na daal jo hum se pehlay logon per dala tha..

Ay hamaray RAB hum per wo bojh na daal jis ko uthanay ke ham main taqt na ho..

Or hum se darguzer farma Or hamain Bakhsh day......!!!!

"AAMEEN "