ابو عمار

Once Laloo of Bihar, sent his bio data to america to apply for a post
in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply.

" Dear Mr. Laloo ,
We regret to inform you that you do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"

Laloo jumped with joy on recieving this reply and arranged a party.
when all the guests arrived, he said, "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko Jaan
kar khushi hogee ki hum amreeca mein naukri mil gayeen hoon."

Everyone was delighted...

Laloo continued.....

" Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter parkar sunaoonga, par
letter english mein hain isliyen saath - saath hindi mein translate bhi karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo ----- Pyare Laloo bhaiya

We regret to inform you that---- Hamain bohat afsos hai ke
You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi naheen ho
Our requirement----- Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance----- Ab letter wetter bhejne ka kauno jaroorat nahi
No phone call ------- Phoonwa ka bhi jaroorat nahee.
Shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi
Thanks---- Aapka bahut bahut dhanyavad

زبیر

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