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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = Romance Smart man + dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = Profit Smart boss + dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime A successful man is one that find a woman that can appreciate his love ! A successful woman is one who can love a man that loves her. SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. P ROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
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