ابو عمار

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.

This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC
(IAS) Examinations.
The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:


Indian Cow


HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4
footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so
when he
is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man.

But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the
milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses
dont have any such attachment]


What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of
lazy species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to
trees,
plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand ,
and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom
are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the
meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the
horns, specially so when he is got child.

This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to
be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
great velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in the
backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other
end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies



We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an

IAS, in bihar.

محمدعدنان

بہت عمدہ
اچھی شئیرنگ ہے جناب

مسٹر رائٹ

مزہ آ گیا پڑھ کر۔ بہت اچھے،
کھچ کے رکھ

عمیر نعیم

بہت اچھی شئیرنگ ہے۔۔۔ ہا ہا ہا۔۔۔ مزہ آگیا۔۔۔ واہ بھئی واہ۔