A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte."
Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ..."Aam hai kya ?" He gets a little irritated and says... "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte"
On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him "Aam hai kya ?" He gets wild and yells ..."Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda marunga sar ke upar"
The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him .. "hathoda hai kya ?" The shopkeeper says ... "Nahi" The parrot then asks ... "Aam hai kya ?"