Salam to all

I woul like to invite all friends to post here their favourite humurs
First of all some favourites from my side


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man


Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does


There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all


Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument


Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance

I call my wife "congress", because she's always introducing new bills in the house.

Two rival authors met. one had just published a book. said the other, "I read your book and though it was great. "Tell me, who wrote it for you". The other author replied "I am so glad you enjoyed it, Tell me, who read it for you"