Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk



"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter - not harder. "

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"


"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"


"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"


"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"


"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.


"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."


"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."


"The coffee machine is broken...."


"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."


"Boy that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"


"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"


"I wasn't sleeping; I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

"I'm in the management training program."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! "

"I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day. "

"I'm just resting my eyes. "

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"AMEEN"