Funny Quotes... But they are real


Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems likea minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get intothe office.
- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome. "

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Don't worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia

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U learn in life when u lose

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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein