Funny Quotes and Thoughts

" Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"



"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."



"If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark."



"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."



"An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing."



"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."



"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."



"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference."



"The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. "