Marriage

**ابو عمار** · 25-06-09, 02:21 PM

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

~ David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

~ Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

~ Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

~ Dumas

The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

~ Sigmund Freud

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

~ Sam Kinison

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

~ James Holt McGavran

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.

~ Patrick Murray

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

~ Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

~ Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

~ Milton Berle

**محمدخلیل** · 25-06-09, 02:24 PM

I like number 2 really its nice to see

**wajee** · 25-06-09, 02:38 PM

good
i like all

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25-06-09, 02:21 PM	#1
ابو عمار Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Aug 2007 مقام: Karachi عمر: 36 مراسلات: 4,216 کمائي: 66,094 شکریہ: 6,147 2,305 مراسلہ میں 5,841 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	Marriage Marriage I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~ Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~ Dumas The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~ Sigmund Freud I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. ~ Sam Kinison There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. ~ James Holt McGavran I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. ~ Patrick Murray The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~ Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ~ Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~ Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~ Milton Berle Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

25-06-09, 02:24 PM	#2
محمدخلیل Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Jun 2007 مقام: جنڈانوالہ کھاریاں پاکستان عمر: 26 مراسلات: 11,004 کمائي: 49,218 شکریہ: 7,302 5,975 مراسلہ میں 15,167 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	I like number 2 really its nice to see Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

25-06-09, 02:38 PM	#3
wajee Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Sep 2008 مراسلات: 7,539 کمائي: 88,281 شکریہ: 5,217 5,044 مراسلہ میں 11,479 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	good i like all......... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

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