A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"

The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,
"I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

No doubt your post is interesting and its contents amusing and witty but even before I had finished reading it, I was wondering if it was at all relevant to our Pakistani way of life. How many Pakistani wives are in a position to comment on their husband's driving, let alone make critical or smart remarks on it ? Not many I would say!

Before posting this I practically did the same joke with my wife when she was cooking and her response was the same and mine was also the same. And we enjoyed allot.

Nasiwise brother, let me share my experience with u. I have experience of more than 22 years of driving different types of vehicles from 70cc bike to buses and I have experience of driving cars for continuous 21 hours.
But aaah, when my wife sits with me in car she always comments like Sarmad you don't know driving, Sarmad you give too much bumps, Sarmad you never remember routes, Sarmad this, Sarmad that........

And now I enjoy all this

اصل مراسلہ منجانب : ابو عمار Before posting this I practically did the same joke with my wife when she was cooking and her response was the same and mine was also the same. And we enjoyed allot. Nasiwise brother, let me share my experience with u. I have experience of more than 22 years of driving different types of vehicles from 70cc bike to buses and I have experience of driving cars for continuous 21 hours. But aaah, when my wife sits with me in car she always comments like Sarmad you don't know driving, Sarmad you give too much bumps, Sarmad you never remember routes, Sarmad this, Sarmad that........ And now I enjoy all this

Sure, it is true in your case and you are fortunate enough to have luxury of a car and of course a wife like that. Nevertheless, you probably will agree with me that you are only part of a small minority and your situation cannot be taken as a representative example of Pakistani way of life.