Some Wisdom
People who can hold their tongues rarely
have any trouble holding their friends.

- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.

- The man who thinks he knows it all
has merely stopped thinking.

- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back-
it's as funny as you are.

- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.

- Ability will enable a man to get to the top,
but it takes character to keep him there.

- You can't make a place for yourself under
the sun if you keep sitting in the shade
of the family tree.

- Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

- We learn somethings from prosperity,
but we many more from adversity.

- Education is an ornament in prosperity
and a refuge in adversity.

- Age is what makes furniture worth more
and people worth less.

- Which do you suppose ages faster -
whiskey or the man who drinks it ?

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires
sufficient experience to loose his job.

- Some girls get married for financial security;
others get divorced for the same reason.

- The more arguments you win, the fewer
friends you'll have.

- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man
in an argument.

- Discussion is an exchange of knowledge;
argument is an exchange of ignorance.

- People who know the least always
argue the most.


"A good laugh is better than anything."