Why the Call center Guys are paid so much

**ابو عمار** · 24-06-09, 05:40 PM

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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. Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem!
All I need is for you to tell me the command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
Letme know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
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**محمدخلیل** · 24-06-09, 10:51 PM

اہاہاہاہاہاہہاہاہاہہا

**فیصل ناصر** · 24-06-09, 11:20 PM

lol

**shafresha** · 25-06-09, 01:17 AM

بہت عرصے کے بعد اس فورم پر کوئی سنجیدہ مزاح پڑھنے کو ملا ہے، کئی موقعوں پر تو میں‌خود کو ہنسنے سے روک نہیں‌سکا۔

شئیرنگ کا شکریہ بھائی!

I was very funny and interesting to read them all. I was unable to stop my laugh.
Nice shearing, and thank you dear!

**فیصل ناصر** · 25-06-09, 03:07 AM

سنجیدہ مزاح

**shafresha** · 25-06-09, 07:21 AM

جی ہاں جانی سنجیدہ مذاق

**ابو عمار** · 25-06-09, 02:13 PM

Thanks allot brothers.

In above post my favourite was number 16.

**محمدمبشرعلی** · 23-06-10, 11:47 PM

ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا

**عبدالقدوس** · 24-06-10, 05:40 AM

بھائی 16 نمبر پہ تو اخیر ہی کردی ہے

24-06-09, 05:40 PM	#1
ابو عمار Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Aug 2007 مقام: Karachi عمر: 36 مراسلات: 4,216 کمائي: 66,094 شکریہ: 6,147 2,305 مراسلہ میں 5,841 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	Why the Call center Guys are paid so much Why the Call center Guys are paid so much PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ------------ --------- ---- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" ------------ --------- ---- 3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." ------------ --------- ---- 4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ ------------ --------- ---- 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" ------------ --------- ---- 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." ------------ --------- ---- 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" ------------ --------- ---- . Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." ------------ --------- ---- 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." ------------ --------- ---- 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." ------------ --------- ---- 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." ------------ --------- ---- 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" ------------ --------- ---- 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." ------------ --------- ---- 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" ------------ --------- ---- 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" ------------ --------- ---- 16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. ------------ --------- ---- 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer? ------------ --------- ---- Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

24-06-09, 10:51 PM	#2
محمدخلیل Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Jun 2007 مقام: جنڈانوالہ کھاریاں پاکستان عمر: 26 مراسلات: 11,004 کمائي: 49,229 شکریہ: 7,302 5,976 مراسلہ میں 15,169 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	اہاہاہاہاہاہہاہاہاہہا Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

24-06-09, 11:20 PM	#3
فیصل ناصر ناظم اعلی تاریخ شمولیت: Dec 2007 مقام: کراچی مراسلات: 17,530 کمائي: 298,240 شکریہ: 36,136 13,831 مراسلہ میں 40,307 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

25-06-09, 01:17 AM	#4
shafresha ناظم اعلی تاریخ شمولیت: Jun 2008 مقام: کراچی عمر: 40 مراسلات: 9,663 کمائي: 254,826 شکریہ: 53,125 7,706 مراسلہ میں 22,604 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	بہت عرصے کے بعد اس فورم پر کوئی سنجیدہ مزاح پڑھنے کو ملا ہے، کئی موقعوں پر تو میں‌خود کو ہنسنے سے روک نہیں‌سکا۔ شئیرنگ کا شکریہ بھائی! I was very funny and interesting to read them all. I was unable to stop my laugh. Nice shearing, and thank you dear! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook! Last edited by shafresha; 25-06-09 at 01:20 AM.

25-06-09, 03:07 AM	#5
فیصل ناصر ناظم اعلی تاریخ شمولیت: Dec 2007 مقام: کراچی مراسلات: 17,530 کمائي: 298,240 شکریہ: 36,136 13,831 مراسلہ میں 40,307 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	سنجیدہ مزاح Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

25-06-09, 07:21 AM	#6
shafresha ناظم اعلی تاریخ شمولیت: Jun 2008 مقام: کراچی عمر: 40 مراسلات: 9,663 کمائي: 254,826 شکریہ: 53,125 7,706 مراسلہ میں 22,604 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	جی ہاں جانی سنجیدہ مذاق Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

25-06-09, 02:13 PM	#7
ابو عمار Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Aug 2007 مقام: Karachi عمر: 36 مراسلات: 4,216 کمائي: 66,094 شکریہ: 6,147 2,305 مراسلہ میں 5,841 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	Thanks allot brothers. In above post my favourite was number 16. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

23-06-10, 11:47 PM	#8
محمدمبشرعلی Senior Member تاریخ شمولیت: Dec 2007 مقام: اسلام آباد عمر: 23 مراسلات: 1,442 کمائي: 21,476 شکریہ: 2,638 1,002 مراسلہ میں 2,161 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا ہا Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

24-06-10, 05:40 AM	#9
عبدالقدوس Administrator تاریخ شمولیت: May 2007 مقام: گوگل عمر: 24 مراسلات: 25,297 کمائي: 2,346,416 شکریہ: 18,825 12,630 مراسلہ میں 29,425 بارشکریہ ادا کیا گیا	بھائی 16 نمبر پہ تو اخیر ہی کردی ہے Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook!

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